May 2013
20 posts
trentofsky:
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
i want to go
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
familyfriendlyurl:
its fun for the whole family, except grandpa. nothings fun for grandpa
pizza:
high-self-esteem:
fatwink:
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
“I’d woken up early, and I took a long time getting ready to exist.”
– Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (via seabois)
April 2013
38 posts
gossipquirrell:
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Learn is down. There's freezing rain expected...
fuckyeahuwaterloo:
This is it UWaterloo. Tomorrow the apocalypse comes. Prepare your bodies for the gods of Geese.
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
when did everyone decide that they were too cool to acknowledge my existence lately
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
