trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
i want to go
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
familyfriendlyurl: its fun for the whole family, except grandpa. nothings fun for grandpa
pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello
I’d woken up early, and I took a long time getting ready to exist.– Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (via seabois)
gossipquirrell: you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Learn is down. There's freezing rain expected...
fuckyeahuwaterloo: This is it UWaterloo. Tomorrow the apocalypse comes. Prepare your bodies for the gods of Geese.
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
when did everyone decide that they were too cool to acknowledge my existence lately
mama-bird: coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it. carpe collum - seize the neck